she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
