check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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