The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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