I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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