I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm bleeding and have questions
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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