If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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