she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
even my farts smell like vagina
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I woke up under a house in Key West
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