You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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