@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my poor anus
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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