She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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