we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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