So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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