I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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