Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
