You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
