and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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