So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
