if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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