Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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