so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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