is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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