We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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