Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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