I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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