Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize