just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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