i always forget guys have bellybuttons
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I forget how to act sober
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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