too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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