Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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