I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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