I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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