i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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