I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just found puke in my bra..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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