I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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