I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
