she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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