You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize
