He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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