Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize