I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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