Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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