their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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