if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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