I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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