They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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