Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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