like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
wow bdsm is so cute
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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