finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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