im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
bring money and cleavage
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We’re leaving where are you
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