Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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