THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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