There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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